MY DAY

I had this door to door salesman knock on my door yesterday. He was selling days. I thought at the time, 'It would be nice to own a day.' I asked him what days he had for sale and what exactly you get when you buy a day. Well, he told me when you buy a day and you decide on what you like the day to be. Well I thought, 'That sounds alright.' So I bought today 27/10/2011 for $17.95. So now I own today and yesterday I had these great dreams of what I'd like to do with today, but now I'm in today I really don't know what sort of day I want. The clock's ticking and I haven't decided. I think I’ll go to toilet and then have a cup of tea, have a cigarette and think about it. Hey, it’s my day I can do that.