vegables

A WARNING FROM A PIECE OF FRUIT

The Sinister Vegetables are coming. Yes, they are coming and there is nothing you can do. Three years have past since last they attacked, but no one now has prepared.
The Sinister Vegetables are coming. By plane, by car, by bus, by boat, and even by mobile phone. So, be warned there’s no hiding place. The Sinister Vegetables have been seeded, irrigated and now they have risen from the earth.
The Sinister Vegetable are coming. Hide your babies from their lips. Break out your elderly old aged parents from those old aged homes. And hide them in the nearest city rubbish tip until the sinister vegetables have passed.
The Sinister Vegetables are coming with glass eyed Cyclops and blackheaded baby rattles squirming and dribbling in the Sinister Vegetables dust. No matter what you do or even if you are fool. There will be no place you can stare because sinister vegetables will be there. Sinister vegetables on lampposts, on bus backs, on wall faces, (post no signs here, unless you are a Sinister Vegetable) on car plates, front fences, letter boxes, radio stations, TV ratings and even in school yard places.
The Sinister Vegetables are coming and its time to face your fate. A piece of paper is your only protection. Once you have it in your paws, scribble, then shove it in a hole and the Sinister Vegetables will go away until the next election campaign comes around in three or so what years.

ECOSIDE

ECOSIDE

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Do insects annoy you?
If your answer is yes, then Ecoside will change your outside experience forever. Ecoside removes all those irritating insects from ones external environment experience. Ecoside does not just remove insects, Ecoside removes leaves from guttering and around buildings completely.
PCG global promises that once you use Ecoside you will experience a pristine and danger free interaction with the outside world. No more shark attacks. No more will you need to fear you might step on blue-ring octopus when at the beach. No more stray cats to disturb your sleep. No more snakes to bite you when walking in the bush. An end to falling tree. An end to birds excrement upon your house, cars, windows, clothes and even your head. An end to weeds in your lawns and gardens. Ecoside makes the outside world user friendly

Where can you obtain ecoside?
Ecoside can be found at all good convenience stores.

Ecoside making the outside environs safe and secure for all.

THE GARDENER

A BORN AGAIN
GARDENER

The fruits of the garden are no more
Madness stalks behind the eyes
This, the age, of the blind gardener
Has arrived
Hands smooth and clean
Beneath the blood blisters’ grins
With half a face suntanned
A right arm
A right leg
Dark and brown
Like the habitat of the worm
A thick and solid body
Rooted in the grip
Of a river gums hold upon a bank
A head of hair
Brittle and dry
A colourless wisp of labour

One type of weed
For years upon years
It was encouraged to breed
As means
As defense
Against another toxic infestation
But the roots were black with suicide
The toxic infestation soon passed away
And gardener celebrated
And forgot the weed
Until an over abundant peach tree
Fell down like a drunk without a thought
With a ring of weeds marking the death

And then the gardener
Perceived the deeds of the weeds
Through his cataract reality
All there was for the gardener
Was that one type weed
While the garden starved
Withered and wilted
In an abstract surrealism
On a garden canvass
Peeled and flaked
Blown away by a northerly

And now the garden dies
Where once flowers, shrubs and trees
Reigned supreme
Now
A thousand new toxic infestations
Began to creep across the turf
Towards sovereignty
Of the garden’s heart
While the gardener hunted
One
Only one
Type of weed