vegables

A WARNING FROM A PIECE OF FRUIT

The Sinister Vegetables are coming. Yes, they are coming and there is nothing you can do. Three years have past since last they attacked, but no one now has prepared.
The Sinister Vegetables are coming. By plane, by car, by bus, by boat, and even by mobile phone. So, be warned there’s no hiding place. The Sinister Vegetables have been seeded, irrigated and now they have risen from the earth.
The Sinister Vegetable are coming. Hide your babies from their lips. Break out your elderly old aged parents from those old aged homes. And hide them in the nearest city rubbish tip until the sinister vegetables have passed.
The Sinister Vegetables are coming with glass eyed Cyclops and blackheaded baby rattles squirming and dribbling in the Sinister Vegetables dust. No matter what you do or even if you are fool. There will be no place you can stare because sinister vegetables will be there. Sinister vegetables on lampposts, on bus backs, on wall faces, (post no signs here, unless you are a Sinister Vegetable) on car plates, front fences, letter boxes, radio stations, TV ratings and even in school yard places.
The Sinister Vegetables are coming and its time to face your fate. A piece of paper is your only protection. Once you have it in your paws, scribble, then shove it in a hole and the Sinister Vegetables will go away until the next election campaign comes around in three or so what years.