TRANSGENDERED BOGAN

I'm a transgendered bogan
The first of my kind
And I don't truck no bullshit
I make bushpigs look divine
So put on the music
Wolf mother, Metallica
SH..Sh..Sh.Sharon
Ozzy Osbourne
And look for me
In pub's carpark
Vomiting
Like a woodpecker
On meth or was that ice
Using me spew
To lubricate my arse

And if yer looking for a fight
I've got me lebo boys
Rocking in the toilets
So you can fuck off
Unless yer buying
Two dozen pots later
Then I'll go skydiving
With me parachute open
And me knickers flying
With yer cock as stiff
As a drag queen's hairdo

We'll hump and bump
While I roll a smoke
I'll text me girlfriends
While yer still inside
'What a lousy fuck'
Then I'll sweetly say
Between my belching
You were great
Pinch yer wallet
Grab a cab
Go to sleep
Till I wake up
Then do it all
Once again
Tomorrow night.